Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts

Thursday, August 20, 2009

International Policy Discussions....and Zombies....

Tyler sent me missive this afternoon with the following line it.

"i don't know if i'm just more attentive, but it seems like zombies are
popping up all over nowadays"

So of course I had to click on the link.

But in answer to his question. It isn't attentiveness my friend....but self-preservation. When they come, somebody needs to be ready!

Stock up on the chlorine tables, bullets, and grab a machete!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Boston is prepared!

At least they don't want it to be a surprise when the zombies strike!

Transparency at its finest!


In other zombie news, got to play Left for Dead. It was pretty cool. What was also pretty
cool, was the walk to the bar afterward, through the deserted parking garage, and your friend
doing a dead on impersonation of the "witch" wailing.

-Cheers

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

On the subject of Pandemics....

What to do in case of a Zombie Apocalypse (now referred to as 'ZA')....

Cracked has some advice....and it is even pretty good. I didn't think of the Post Office!

For the record I would state that any ZA plan should have as a part of it 1) A suitable location to bunker down in 2) a place to get supplies (camping, non-perishable food stuffs, water purification devices) 3) arms, and weapons (guns, bats, axes, machetes...etc) and 4) First Aid supplies.

So start your planning.

-Cheers

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

More Zombie....

Because I know you all don't get enough of me talking about zombies.

Behold! The Zombie Bible!

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth and the Zombies sprang forth from the roiling foam of creation, barking in uncontrollable rage, hungry for human flesh to eat and pestork, giving pause to our Lord who shat himself and uttered 'Oh, fuck' amidst the primordial celestial gloom.


-Cheers