For you lily livered land lubbers, if'n you canny understand, off to Davy Jones' Locker with ye!
Also this PSA:
We all know the Earth is in the midst of a crisis of epic and dire proportions. That crisis is Climate Change. Yes I know it is monumental and I know you wonder, "Hey Roman! What is it I can do?!??". Well dear friends I shall tell you! Grab an eye patch, grab a bottle of rum and avast and sashay and pirate like your life depends on it. BECAUSE IT DOES!
A handy graph to show how serious the problem is:
The issue of Climate Change is a serious and endemic problem that not only risks our lives but that of our children, our children's children, our children's children's children, wombats, ferrets, otters, moose, three-toed sloths, caribou, a spider monkey named Steve, 4 polar bears, 7 interns, Mike "Shecky" Cation, and a goat I named Elijah.
Arrgghhhh!
--edited the title the post no mention of pirates...I should take a long walk off a short pier!
