Some stories are just so eye catching you have to comment on them!
My favorite quote:
There are two types of people: those who look better dressed (Gwyneth Paltrow), and those who look better naked (Pamela Anderson), and one of the former was sitting directly across from me, a thin bank teller who was quite foxy clothed. But naked, she was thin and somehow unappetizing, and for reasons I can’t articulate, looking at her breasts six inches from the bread, I lost my appetite. I felt guilty about this.Make sure to tip the waiter.
I know I am a prude. I would sooner give an ad hoc lecture on the nature of existential French expressionist water color at the Louvre, then be nude in front of a group of people. The thought of chowing down on some KFC with 12 other naked folks would make me absolutely apoplectic!
Besides I would just keep making jokes about passing the buns....or buttering the buns.....
-cheers
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Some people be crazy!
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