The Double Down has nothing on this.....

My arteries hurt just from this (h/t Balloon Juice):

• 1 1/2 pounds ground beef
• 3 tablespoons freshly chopped parsley leaves
• 2 tablespoons grated onion
• House Seasoning, recipe follows
• 2 tablespoons butter
• 3 eggs
• 6 slices bacon, cooked
• 3 hamburger buns
• 3 English muffins
• 6 glazed donuts

Seriously, someone came up with this and thought, "You know what, we need more butter!".

-Cheers