Douche-Bag of the Day

Now with the current hackery going on with the health care debate, there are many, many, many candidates for douche-bag honors, but sadly in a slight change of pace I will have to give the nod to State Rep. Michael Duvall (R-CA).

Normally I do not comment on the peccadilloes of politicians unless it is illegal (child, goat, or dead prostitute), but the rank hypocrisy of Mr. Duvall is just jaw dropping.

Now Mr. Duvall is a crusading member of the California legislature, a major proponent of his view of family values and conservative social mores.

But evidently he is also a bit of a braggart as well. It would seem that while waiting for the beginning of a legislative meeting. The married, father of two, decided to regale his colleague with tales of his sexual prowess with two separate young ladies. Who I might add were not his wife.

Again normally I would not even care or comment about this. After all, this is truly a family issue, between he and his wife. But the statements that were recorded were just too salacious not to comment on! To quote:

She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

I am honestly curious about these "eye-patch" underwear. They sound mighty uncomfortable.

Congratulations Rep. Duvall. You are the douche-bag of the day!

-Cheers