Dear body pants and inappropriately used belt,
Waist called, she says she misses you deeply and wants you to come back quickly. Listen to me, she is just not the same with out you. She is cold all the the time now and just doesn't look the same with out you! She told me that chest just doesn't love you like she does! You should leave that trollop and get back to her friendly contours immediately! Chest will let any hairy palm grope her. You are better then that! So do the right thing, she misses you and we can't breathe.
Sincerely,
Compressed Lungs
If I were a religious man, this would almost be enough to have me rejoicing in the streets and speaking in tongues. It is nearly the perfect combination of mind numbing, non-functional fashion choices. All we need are some leggings in there and maybe toss a dress over the top and it would, quite possibly, strike people dead from its absolute fugosity! Ooh...we could use it like that Ark of the Covenant! Where is my DARPA grant?
I seriously can't wait till people start cavorting around in burlap bags.
4 comments:
You're a Midwestern boy, you should recognize those for what they are.... strapless overalls!!!
Or a legged bag?
Just because Jessica Simpson rocked them and thought they were a good idea, doesn't mean they are...thanks for catching this travesty to fasion...check out the www.desifashionpolice.com She finds similar crimes against Indian fashion. :)
But I don't know enough about Indian fashion to comment!!
Post a Comment